Tuesday, September 2, 2008

The Bus Stops Here

The school bus for this side of the neighborhood stops right across the street from our house, at the stop sign. Around 730am the High School kids are picked up and then about a half hour later the younger kids. There is screaming from the younger kids, much running around and playing while waiting for the bus to arrive. The High School crowd is silent and sullen.

Which reminds me of my school bus days. We had to walk to the end of the street, also by the stop sign, to catch the big yellow machine driven by Shorty.

Did I say walk? Oh no, I do not remember too many walks towards the stop. It usually was making a mad dash across five yards to hop on the crowed sweaty screaming mass of Baby Boomers.

The bus had a route that entered our subdivision on the street that ran behind our house. One of us kids would be stationed at the end of the kitchen table as the look out. When he (as it was always one of my brothers, never me) spotted it making its first stop he would stand, grab his book bag, his lunch and yell out to the rest of us.......

"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS."

And then the mad dash would begin.

If you missed the bus? If you were dragging your heels and could not participate in the running of the procrastinators, well you just had to walk to school! (No worries, it only took 10 minutes if you went as slow as possible).

Which reminds me of another story.

My Brother-in-Law's family owns a piece of property on a TVA lake. In February about 10 to 15 men (no women) make the pilgrimage to participate in their version of an Iron Man competition. It is a long week-end of drinking beer and a horse shoe competition where only the winners do not have to jump into the frigid gray waters of a late winter lake.

It is about a three hour drive to reach the Lake House. As they approached their destination this past winter, they saw a bar open along the way. It was around 3pm and the place was packed!

"Wow", they thought as they ordered their beers, "this place is really hopping for so early in the afternoon." Just about this time someone jumped up and yelled.........

"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS."

And the entire place cleared out as the bus unloaded its cargo and they clamored into the waiting pick-ups for the ride home.

Somethings never change.

4 comments:

nellemclaughlin said...

rofl

dbp2000 said...

Very funny!!  I am trying to detect the accent of "Baaaassss".

Donna

frankandmary said...

I already KNOW I think too much so I will NOT spend too much time wondering why seeing~

   (no women)

in the body of this...I mean it was the FIRST thing I was drawn to as a scanned it(which I always do anything, then go back & read),made me smirk & think: What Jerks. :0
~Mary

helmswondermom said...

Loved this entry.  I can remember watching for the bus like that.  Only at our house, someone was stationed at the back door where we could hear the bus as it started applying its air brakes to come to the stop at my aunt's house.  When we heard those brakes we knew it was time to start down the driveway, and I can remember yelling BUUUUUSSSSSS! or having it yelled at me.  Thanks for the memories.
Lori
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P.S.  Isn't the Iron Man competition going on in Louisville this week?